Linda is

When Alana showed me her 'wall' on FaceBook, I thought, "how strange that this guy speaks of himself in third person - what kind of weirdo does that?" Apparently, ALL the weirdos, since that's how their site works.

So, here is a list of things I'd like to post on MY wall, but thought... Hmmm, I'll really sound like a crazy person now- but just mentally add LOL after each. and to cover myself further, none are meant with any malicious intent:


Linda feels a little like a serial killer speaking in third person.

Linda doesn't get; L'il Blue Coves, Rainforest, pillowfights or pokes. (Or any of them, really).

Linda just burst a pimple in her earlobe that's been killing her.

Linda got her period.

Linda doesn't want to meet you for lunch/dinner/drinks/shopping because all she wants to do is catch up on sleep.

Linda doesn't get people recommending Friends when the recommender isn't friends with that person.

Linda doesn't have a clue who these people are who're requesting Friend(ship) but in the spirit - what the heck?

Linda feels a bit like an old lady playing on her kid's site.

Linda is checking status so much that the computer is now logging on all by itself.

Linda DOES use LOL too much. (This one may go up there for real).